I was two and my brother was a year old. Somehow we managed to get a hold of the Desitin when my mom wasn’t looking and apparently covered each other with it. My mom still reminds me of it.
This morning I walked into the room to find my own two year old with the diaper rash cream I use on him. Thankfully the ingredients are safe and since he likes to rub it all over his face, I don’t have to worry about kissing a fish – it’s unscented.